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juniorcaptain:

I was rewatching The Hunchback of Notre Dame when I realized that Kevin Kline was the voice of Phoebus. Kevin Kline also voiced Tulio in The Road to El Dorado.

This has led me to conclude that Phoebus

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is the father of Miguel.

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Miguel fell in love with Tulio, in part because of the voice that reminded him of his dad’s

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and, as we all know, Miguel and Tulio had a son

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but Tulio also had a fling with Chel

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that resulted in this:

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That is my headcanon and no one can take it from me.

Jul 31, 201239,237 notes
Squrrel girl? I dunno.

“I’m not sure how to react to that either.”

Jul 31, 2012
#Anonymous
Reblog if you want someone to compare you to a DC or Marvel character in your ask!
Jul 31, 201210,553 notes

forevervisiting:

drunkenlemur:

forevervisiting:

drunkenlemur:

forevervisiting:

He raised both eyebrows in slight surprise. “Well that quickly answers that question. Really I shouldn’t be so surprised at things like that but each place always has a new wonder to run into.” 

He stared for a few minutes longer “…that still doesn’t answer my question. Why would go around asking lemur’s if they can talk?”

“No reason. Just… well you’ve got me there. Truth be told I’ve been places where you have talking, non talking, telepathic, and completely silent types of folk and critters. At this point, asking if a lemur can talk is just casual chatter, although a few do sometimes get offended.”

“Oh. Well what sort of places don’t have people that talk?” The lemur began scratching the ears.

“Well, lots of places. You’ve ever been to a place where people have developed over-sized brains and communicate through brainwaves? I’ve been to place where they kicked me out of the motel because they couldn’t read my thoughts! They thought i was planning something devious. Can’t blame them. They had no mouths. Excellent hospitality by though.” he ended with a smile.

Jean just stared in disbelief “Uh…no, can’t say that I have.”

Jul 31, 201227 notes

forevervisiting:

drunkenlemur:

forevervisiting:

He raised both eyebrows in slight surprise. “Well that quickly answers that question. Really I shouldn’t be so surprised at things like that but each place always has a new wonder to run into.” 

He stared for a few minutes longer “…that still doesn’t answer my question. Why would go around asking lemur’s if they can talk?”

“No reason. Just… well you’ve got me there. Truth be told I’ve been places where you have talking, non talking, telepathic, and completely silent types of folk and critters. At this point, asking if a lemur can talk is just casual chatter, although a few do sometimes get offended.”

“Oh. Well what sort of places don’t have people that talk?” The lemur began scratching the ears.

Jul 31, 201227 notes

blushing-spiddy:

drunkenlemur:

blushing-spiddy:

drunkenlemur:

“S-so you don’t eat cute little furry things?”

“Heavens no!”

“Well then what do you eat then?”

“Cakes, Salads, things like that! I usually drink Tea and water.” She smiles.

“Oh…well that doesn’t sound like a very well balanced diet. Unless you’re a vegetarian of course. I’m not sure what Spider girls are supposed to eat.”

Jul 31, 201211 notes
#drunkenlemur

forevervisiting:

drunkenlemur:

forevervisiting:

drunkenlemur:

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forevervisiting started following you

The lemur just looks at the man, his jaw hanging open “Huh?”

“Hello, hello. Micheal, Micheal Walker is the name. Charmed to meet your acquaintance. Do you speak?” he asked, making casual conversation. 

“That depends. What are you gonna do to me if I can?”

He raised both eyebrows in slight surprise. “Well that quickly answers that question. Really Is shouldn’t be so surprised at things like that but each place always has a new wonder to run into.” 

He stared for a few minutes longer “…that still doesn’t answer my question. Why would go around asking lemur’s if they can talk?”

Jul 31, 201227 notes

forevervisiting:

drunkenlemur:

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forevervisiting started following you

The lemur just looks at the man, his jaw hanging open “Huh?”

“Hello, hello. Micheal, Micheal Walker is the name. Charmed to meet your acquaintance. Do you speak?” he asked, making casual conversation. 

“That depends. What are you gonna do to me if I can?”

Jul 31, 201227 notes
Jul 31, 201220 notes

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forevervisiting started following you

The lemur just looks at the man, his jaw hanging open “Huh?”

Jul 30, 201227 notes
#forevervisiting
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#kamen rider #super sentai #sentai #misc
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#monkey island
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#tokumei sentai gobusters #super sentai #sentai #gobusters #enter
Who do I have to screw to get Antonio Banderas cast as Ramirez in the Highlanders remake?

If only to make up for Ryan Reynolds being cast as Connor MacLeod.

Jul 30, 20122 notes
#Highlander #And they'd better keep the Soundtrack #Antonio Banderas
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#Mortal Kombat Sucks anyway
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#Super Sentai #Kamen Rider

blushing-spiddy:

drunkenlemur:

blushing-spiddy:

drunkenlemur:

“I’m Jean. Nice to meet you Mecila.” he finally noticed her legs. Instantly his ears flattened against his skull and he lowered his head to the ground “Y-you aren’t g-gonna eat me, are you?”

Mecila blinks, looking down on her legs. “What? No no no! I’m definitely not like that! Besides, I would had been executed if I was even thinking of doing such of a thing!” She shook her head. “Besides, 2020’s Arachnids are more refined.”

“S-so you don’t eat cute little furry things?”

“Heavens no!”

“Well then what do you eat then?”

Jul 29, 201211 notes
#drunkenlemur

blushing-spiddy:

drunkenlemur:

“I’m Jean. Nice to meet you Mecila.” he finally noticed her legs. Instantly his ears flattened against his skull and he lowered his head to the ground “Y-you aren’t g-gonna eat me, are you?”

Mecila blinks, looking down on her legs. “What? No no no! I’m definitely not like that! Besides, I would had been executed if I was even thinking of doing such of a thing!” She shook her head. “Besides, 2020’s Arachnids are more refined.”

“S-so you don’t eat cute little furry things?”

Jul 29, 201211 notes
#drunkenlemur
Jul 29, 201224 notes

blushing-spiddy:

drunkenlemur:

blushing-spiddy:

drunkenlemur:

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blushing-spiddy started following you

“Hi lady!”

“Hi dearie!” She bows, perking up a smile on her pale face. “How are you?”

“Mmm, good!” Jeans tail was wagging as he smiled back at her.

“Wunderbar!” She smiles wider. Gosh, she was more active than usual…. “I’m Mecila, you are?”

“I’m Jean. Nice to meet you Mecila.” he finally noticed her legs. Instantly his ears flattened against his skull and he lowered his head to the ground “Y-you aren’t g-gonna eat me, are you?”

Jul 29, 201211 notes
#drunkenlemur

blushing-spiddy:

drunkenlemur:

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blushing-spiddy started following you

“Hi lady!”

“Hi dearie!” She bows, perking up a smile on her pale face. “How are you?”

“Mmm, good!” Jeans tail was wagging as he smiled back at her.

Jul 29, 201211 notes
#drunkenlemur

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blushing-spiddy started following you

“Hi lady!”

Jul 29, 201211 notes
#blushing-spiddy
Jul 29, 20128,871 notes
#oh jesus #pokemon

mishacollinsbutt:

mishacollinsbutt:

when i get my hair cut i’m bringing a picture of jensen and my mom doesn’t want me to because it’s a picture of a boy so i did this to it:

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this was never meant to get notes omg

Will, you need Jensen Ackles hair.

Jul 29, 201215,341 notes

Does anyone know where I can read translated S.I.C. Hero Saga stories?

Jul 29, 20121 note
#Kamen Rider #S.I.C.

physicallyschizophrenic:

tsunderefemsoldier:

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((Do I have enough health yet))

Tjhere’s still a space

no you do not have enough health left

Yeah, if you can’t see how much health you have, then you should be good. Though you could always use more.

Jul 28, 20122 notes
#ooc #Elliemod plays binding of isaac #Cain is always JJ to me because of the eyepatch XD
Jul 28, 20123,188 notes
OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.

doctor-dala:

batmansymbol:

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”

NOT JIF,

GIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.

haha yes gif is totally winning

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#lemur #MINE DOES EYYY #lemurs #london 2012 #OLYMPICS
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#animals #lemurs #lemur catta #cars #madagascar #funny #travel #safari
Jul 27, 201225,577 notes
#satan's asshole
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#Choujuu Sentai liveman #super sentai #sentai #liveman #armed brain army volt
Wait Wait Wait Hold Up

Little Gideon is Flapjack?! I knew he sounded familiar! And it’s implied that he’s going to come back?!

Jul 27, 20122 notes
#Gravity Falls #The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack
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#the dark knight rises #tdkr #bane #Yes #This #;w;
Jul 27, 20126,299 notes

carouselcarouser:

sepelio:

CANADA’S NEW BILLS SMELL LIKE MAPLE SYRUP, THEY SAID

MADE OF POLYMER, NOT PAPER - THEY SAID.

WATERPROOF, FRAUD PROOF, AND ULTIMATLEY INDUSTRUCTABLE, THEY SAID.

LOAD OF MALARKEY, I SAY. (except it does smell like maple syrup)

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OUR MONEY IS LIKE US, IT CAN’T STAND HEAT.
IT MELTS, IT SHRIVELS UP LIKE BACON.
OUR MONEY IS TRULY CANADIAN IN THE WAY THAT IT SURVIVES IN COLD CONDITIONS

wait a minute what the fuck is wrong with you that you would set hundred dollar bills on fire

do you realize what you could have bought with that money

No, you see the money melted in a heat wave. They didn’t set it on fire.

Jul 27, 20122,423 notes

sisterbutters:

I like how in Florida

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it can look like a really nice day

but if you turn your head slightly to the left….

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it looks like impending doom is going to happen

And I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Jul 27, 201223,408 notes
#Holy Shit! That's my College!
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Play
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Send me a "♥" if you actually like my blog
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#toy story 2
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