March 2012
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strawhatlogan:
viralthesoldier:
strawhatlogan:
drunkenlemur replied to your post: i’m a shark!! Sharkcat. Exactly!
Allright u’r calling it! igonna kill u both humans!
That’s not a human Virs, that’s a lemur. I’m only picking on you!
I don’t want in on this fight. I’m on your side sir! We’re both beastmen-ish things, right?
February 2012
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hendricksandtheassociates asked: H: The keyword is "bomb". Pepper or otherwise, there will be a blast, and pepper very easily catches into the air, air-ducts filter air, you see where I'm going with his.
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hendricksandtheassociates asked: H: Well exit ASAP. We don't want you caught in the blast.
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hendricksandtheassociates asked: H: Is that bomb in place yet? If it is expect a pay raise. If it isn't you should probably get on that,
"Tomorrow is international cat day~"
blairthecat:
“ALL OF YOU WILL BE MY SLAVES!”
“I’m already your slave!”
WELL TOMORROW IS MARCH
killmaster-andre:
WHICH MEANS
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
TIGHTEN UP YOUR PANTS
BECAUSE IT’S TIME FOR A MONTH-LONG CELEBRATION OF MEEEE
HAHAHAHA
I’M A FUCKING IDIOT
Thanks for reminding me. I’d hate for my watch to be a day off.
blairthecat:
drunkenlemur:
blairthecat:
“Yeah, I don’t think you could help in this fight without losing your life and unlike me, you only have one life.”
“…yeah. So, who’re you fighting?”
“This one vampire bitch who wants to steal Genesis from me along with the sword he gave me. She’s powerful and has quite the army so it’ll be an intense and interesting fight. We will be victorious in...
blairthecat:
drunkenlemur:
blairthecat:
drunkenlemur:
“Yeah, well I’ll jut try and keep my distance from him then. Glad we got that figured out.”
“Figured what out?”
“The magic stuff. And Genesis. And Andre. All that stuff. I wish I could help fight, but I’d just get in the way. Probably die, too.”
“Yeah, I don’t think you could help in this fight without losing your life and unlike...
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Baby Conny (That’s what I’m calling her right not) Won’t kill Roxy.
blairthecat:
drunkenlemur:
“Yeah, well I’ll jut try and keep my distance from him then. Glad we got that figured out.”
“Figured what out?”
“The magic stuff. And Genesis. And Andre. All that stuff. I wish I could help fight, but I’d just get in the way. Probably die, too.”
blairthecat:
“Met who? Genesis? He hasn’t been around lately.” -ears fall to the side slightly- “But I’ll introduce you to him sometime, probably if we both come out of the battle alive.” -laughs a bit at the Andre comment- “Andre doesn’t like any guys. Except for Marvin, they’re bros. He’s a territorial bear you know. As for the magic, since it is my magic I suppose the same rules apply”
...
blairthecat:
“Well I’m not sure how it works for you but if it’s magic, it all depends on how well you can control it. I can walk around like a human for however long I want but if I become sick or weak I’ll revert back to my natural form, a cat. But that’s me, I’m not sure about you” -squishes you between her boobs again- “I’ll try not to die, I’ve got Genesis there to also make sure.”
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blairthecat:
“You should probably look into that, if someone offers you to fully change, you need to ask them if you’ll be able to return to your lemur form. There are people out there that will omit key details, heck maybe they’ll even lie, you won’t know until you go through with it. Just look at every angle before you decide alright?” -smiles and then sighs- “I can’t promise I won’t lose...
kamen-rider-equine:
WIGGLE YOUR TUMBLR NAME(S) AROUND.
trixie-moon:
askprincesssparkle:
thegreatestandmostpowerful:
wolfnanaki:
WIN ON A FLAK
Uh. Kay.
FLATTERS TOUGHENED TAPEWORMS
Sak Wrinsessc Parskle…
WHAT?!?!?!
Twixie moon
Queer Dinker Mean? Wha?
KERNEL MUD RUN
blairthecat:
drunkenlemur:
blairthecat:
“A human full time? Are you sure you really want to make that choice?” -actual concern in her voice- “Once you go full human there’s no going back to the simplicity of animal life. I’ve considered going human, but my cat form gives me advantages, for example if I’m tied up, I can change into my animal form and tah-dah suddenly free.”
He puts on a...
blairthecat:
drunkenlemur:
blairthecat:
drunkenlemur:
“This guy named Ayame. And no, not yet. He says I should trying being human more often. I can’t thank you enough for giving me that power! Do you know anyone who might be interested in a Lemur Man?”
“Ayame? Does he have a cousin named Shigure? Cause I’ve met Shigure before. And I’m not really sure if anyone is looking for a lemur man....
blairthecat:
drunkenlemur:
“This guy named Ayame. And no, not yet. He says I should trying being human more often. I can’t thank you enough for giving me that power! Do you know anyone who might be interested in a Lemur Man?”
“Ayame? Does he have a cousin named Shigure? Cause I’ve met Shigure before. And I’m not really sure if anyone is looking for a lemur man. This might be going against...
blairthecat:
drunkenlemur:
blairthecat:
drunkenlemur replied to your post: “Good morning~”
“Only always!”
“Jean! I haven’t seen you around in so long!” -squishes you between her breasts-
He giggles “Yeah, well I’ve been kinda busy. I met someone who’s gonna try and help me find love!”
“That’s so great!” -pulls you from between her breasts and nuzzles your nose, twirling around- “Who is...
blairthecat:
drunkenlemur replied to your post: “Good morning~”
“Only always!”
“Jean! I haven’t seen you around in so long!” -squishes you between her breasts-
He giggles “Yeah, well I’ve been kinda busy. I met someone who’s gonna try and help me find love!”
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herpyandassociateslegalfirm replied to your post: H: It’s a pepper gas bomb. When you walk out and are proper distance away, we’ll activate it via remote control and boom, instant investigation. Innocents won’t get hurt as much as they would, irritated. As for the gun you left at the enclosure, it’s been dealt with. Any other questions?
H: Go in human, sneak out lemur.
“Dump my clothes in...
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yourlorddiscord asked: How fairs thee?
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hendricksandtheassociates asked: H: It's a pepper gas bomb. When you walk out and are proper distance away, we'll activate it via remote control and boom, instant investigation. Innocents won't get hurt as much as they would, irritated. As for the gun you left at the enclosure, it's been dealt with. Any other questions?
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hendricksandtheassociates asked: H: There's a grocery store we're 100% certain is stocking high explosive ordinance. We want you to infiltrate and destroy. It'll be simple, and easy. *He tosses a you a box of cereal.* The "cereal is actually a well hidden bomb. Go in, place it on one of the shelves, and BOOM. The only hard part would be smuggling it in,but once that's done with and the box is on the...
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yourlorddiscord asked: YOU!
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hendricksandtheassociates asked: H: I almost forgot. We have another mission for you.
Watching Kamen Rider Fourze got me thinking....
kamen-rider-equine:
A while before Fourze there was Faiz, right? So what if sometime after Fourze there was Threez, then Tooz then Onez?
No, since there was already V3, Nigo and Ichigo as well as Double and OOO. Decade is up in the air as to whether or not it counts as 1.
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killmaster-andre:
drunkenlemur:
killmaster-andre:
not-griffon-a-fuck:
killmaster-andre:
not-griffon-a-fuck:
killmaster-andre replied to your post: [AND A YEAR LATER] Oh hey there, Gilda. (whoops, forgot to mention timeskip)
Oh welp. So what’ve you been doing
“The same thing I do every day, Pinky.”
Well that won’t amount t’ much considering I’m waaaay ahead of you on that.
“No...
killmaster-andre:
not-griffon-a-fuck:
killmaster-andre:
not-griffon-a-fuck:
killmaster-andre replied to your post: [AND A YEAR LATER] Oh hey there, Gilda. (whoops, forgot to mention timeskip)
Oh welp. So what’ve you been doing
“The same thing I do every day, Pinky.”
Well that won’t amount t’ much considering I’m waaaay ahead of you on that.
“No way, you’re trying to become a...
Okay. I am begining Supernatural.
Nobody spoil any thing for me, got it?
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ask-humanly-discorded:
drunkenlemur:
ask-humanly-discorded:
“I could just give you a larger brain, but I doubt it would fit in that head of yours. Chaos does have that effect on beings making them different. And or…explode when they don’t want to.”
“Well, I really wouldn’t want to explode. What else could you do to me?” he was such a curious little thing, always wanting to know more.
He...
ask-humanly-discorded:
“I could just give you a larger brain, but I doubt it would fit in that head of yours. Chaos does have that effect on beings making them different. And or…explode when they don’t want to.”
“Well, I really wouldn’t want to explode. What else could you do to me?” he was such a curious little thing, always wanting to know more.
ask-humanly-discorded:
He looked at the being, not wanting to shake his hand. “Dear Twilight? My, that is a fun thing. Sadly, why should you worry about that? I’m not telling you what goes on between me and her. But, you asked ‘how’ not what I do with her.” He appeared next to the being, his hand on his shoulder. “How I know her is a story worth mentioning, but not worth telling twice. So,...
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