February 2012
January 2012
13 tags
pajipajipaji:
SIGN THIS PETITION TO TELL THE CANADIAN GOVERNMENT TO ALLOW TRANSGENDER PEOPLE ON PLANES
barrymanilowswinternightmare:
asimplekoipond:
Under Sec 5.2(1)(c) of the ID screening regs of Aeronautics Act: “An air carrier shall not transport a passenger if the passenger does not appear to be of the gender indicated on the identification he or she presents.” This means that anyone...
Jean
strawhatlogan:
drunkenlemur:
“No, that would still be pretty entertaining.”
STILL NOT GOING TO DO IT.
“Okay, okay. Don’t get your panties in a twist.”
Jean
strawhatlogan:
drunkenlemur:
“I still want to prove him wrong.”
WELL YOU WON’T PROVE HIM WRONG BY TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME!
“No, that would still be pretty entertaining.”
Jean
strawhatlogan:
drunkenlemur:
strawhatlogan:
drunkenlemur:
strawhatlogan:
NO IT WON’T! Don’t treat me like I’m a plaything! Women hate that!
“Okay then.” poofs back into a lemur. “It was Discords dumb idea anyway.”
Which you shouldn’t have listened to.
“But he said I was boring. I had to prove him wrong!”
You aren’t boring, don’t worry. Discord is just entertained a different way then...
Jean
strawhatlogan:
drunkenlemur:
strawhatlogan:
NO IT WON’T! Don’t treat me like I’m a plaything! Women hate that!
“Okay then.” poofs back into a lemur. “It was Discords dumb idea anyway.”
Which you shouldn’t have listened to.
“But he said I was boring. I had to prove him wrong!”
Jean
strawhatlogan:
drunkenlemur:
strawhatlogan:
W-WHAT? NO, DON’T EVEN TRY. I WILL NOT BE SEDUCED BY YOU.
“Oh you know it would be fun!”
NO IT WON’T! Don’t treat me like I’m a plaything! Women hate that!
“Okay then.” poofs back into a lemur. “It was Discords dumb idea anyway.”
Jean
strawhatlogan:
W-WHAT? NO, DON’T EVEN TRY. I WILL NOT BE SEDUCED BY YOU.
“Oh you know it would be fun!”
ask-eliandtheothers:
drunkenlemur:
ask-eliandtheothers reblogged your post: What happened to you? “Well, Discord turned me…
*giggles*sorry. Well at least he turned you back to normal. What’s yer name?
“Jean. Jean Jackie Lem Lemmy Lemur. The First.”
nice to meetcha uh..jean. you can call me Eli. *Tilts head*where are you from?
“Madagascar. What exactly are you Eli?”
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ask-eliandtheothers reblogged your post: What happened to you? “Well, Discord turned me…
*giggles*sorry. Well at least he turned you back to normal. What’s yer name?
“Jean. Jean Jackie Lem Lemmy Lemur. The First.”
What happened to you?
“Well, Discord turned me into a horrifying abomination against nature. Then he turned me back.”
ask-eliandtheothers started following you
“Yeah, what do you want?”
The Amazing Spider-Lemur! (Open RP)
Jean finally got back to the bakery before he noticed the change that Discord had done to him. He noticed the horrifying visage he now had. “AHHHHHH! AHHHHHH! AHHHHHH! Why do I have so many limbs!? DISCOOOOORRRRRDDDD!”
dance-for-me:
drunkenlemur:
“I already told you! I’m not a monkey, I’m a lemur!” he began scratching at his head, his ear and his back.
“Oh, whatever!” He waved a hand dismissively, “Go on!”
“Later loser Discord!” He waved back with his two left hands.
dance-for-me:
drunkenlemur:
dance-for-me:
drunkenlemur:
“Um, could you get the door for me? I mean, I’d turn into a human my self, but that would require me to be naked and it takes a lot of effort to switch back and forth. It really wouldn’t be worth it.”
He clicked his metal fingers together and a lemur sized door appeared in the wall.
“Thank you.” he walked out, the extra limbs...
dance-for-me:
drunkenlemur:
“Um, could you get the door for me? I mean, I’d turn into a human my self, but that would require me to be naked and it takes a lot of effort to switch back and forth. It really wouldn’t be worth it.”
He clicked his metal fingers together and a lemur sized door appeared in the wall.
“Thank you.” he walked out, the extra limbs already starting to...
dance-for-me:
drunkenlemur:
dance-for-me:
drunkenlemur:
dance-for-me:
drunkenlemur:
“Yeah, well I can reach things on the top shelf when I’m human, so there’s that.”
“Still not funny.” He rested his head on his hand. He was already getting bored with the lemur, and he was going to have to fix that soon.
“Oh so sorry for not entertaining you. But my days in the circus are done. If I...
dance-for-me:
drunkenlemur:
dance-for-me:
drunkenlemur:
“Yeah, well I can reach things on the top shelf when I’m human, so there’s that.”
“Still not funny.” He rested his head on his hand. He was already getting bored with the lemur, and he was going to have to fix that soon.
“Oh so sorry for not entertaining you. But my days in the circus are done. If I feel like entertaining someone,...
dance-for-me:
drunkenlemur:
“Yeah, well I can reach things on the top shelf when I’m human, so there’s that.”
“Still not funny.” He rested his head on his hand. He was already getting bored with the lemur, and he was going to have to fix that soon.
“Oh so sorry for not entertaining you. But my days in the circus are done. If I feel like entertaining someone, it’ll be by my...
dance-for-me:
drunkenlemur:
dance-for-me:
drunkenlemur:
dance-for-me:
drunkenlemur:
“I don’t think I like you.”
“Oh, just relax! Cut loose! everyone around here is so uptight!” The vapor left the mound as it turned back into a pile of blankets.
“I am the picture of calm! I don’t even know your name.”
He threw his arms wide in his flamboyant gesture, “Discord!”
“Oh great,...
dance-for-me:
drunkenlemur:
dance-for-me:
drunkenlemur:
“I don’t think I like you.”
“Oh, just relax! Cut loose! everyone around here is so uptight!” The vapor left the mound as it turned back into a pile of blankets.
“I am the picture of calm! I don’t even know your name.”
He threw his arms wide in his flamboyant gesture, “Discord!”
“Oh great, another one of you. You know,...
dance-for-me:
drunkenlemur:
“I don’t think I like you.”
“Oh, just relax! Cut loose! everyone around here is so uptight!” The vapor left the mound as it turned back into a pile of blankets.
“I am the picture of calm! I don’t even know your name.”
dance-for-me:
drunkenlemur:
dance-for-me:
drunkenlemur:
dance-for-me:
“I can do a lot of things. Are you hungry?” He said with a mischievous little smirk.
“Kind of, yeah.”
The blue vapor floated from his eyes and engulfed the blankets from across the room. It dispersed rapidly, and the lemur was sitting in a large mound of mashed potatoes on a large silver platter. “Enjoy!”
“Mashed...
dance-for-me:
drunkenlemur:
dance-for-me:
“I can do a lot of things. Are you hungry?” He said with a mischievous little smirk.
“Kind of, yeah.”
The blue vapor floated from his eyes and engulfed the blankets from across the room. It dispersed rapidly, and the lemur was sitting in a large mound of mashed potatoes on a large silver platter. “Enjoy!”
“Mashed potatoes? I hate Mashed...
dance-for-me:
drunkenlemur:
dance-for-me:
drunkenlemur:
dance-for-me:
“An angry monkey! Even better!” He lifted Jean by the scruff of his neck, “Tell me about yourself, monkey.”
“Well for one, I don’t like people just lifting my by my skin with sharp metal pointy fingers. Second, my name is Jean Lemur. If you can remember that you can remember my species.”
He flung the lemur across...
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Just a heads up
I’m still waiting on Magic Anons. Hit me with your best shot.
dance-for-me:
drunkenlemur:
dance-for-me:
“An angry monkey! Even better!” He lifted Jean by the scruff of his neck, “Tell me about yourself, monkey.”
“Well for one, I don’t like people just lifting my by my skin with sharp metal pointy fingers. Second, my name is Jean Lemur. If you can remember that you can remember my species.”
He flung the lemur across the room, and he landed softly...
dance-for-me:
drunkenlemur:
dance-for-me:
drunkenlemur replied to your post: “Hello?”
“I’m here.”
“Oh! A monkey! Always funny.”
“I’m not a monkey, I’m a lemur!”
“An angry monkey! Even better!” He lifted Jean by the scruff of his neck, “Tell me about yourself, monkey.”
“Well for one, I don’t like people just lifting my by my skin with sharp metal pointy fingers. Second, my...
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dance-for-me:
drunkenlemur replied to your post: “Hello?”
“I’m here.”
“Oh! A monkey! Always funny.”
“I’m not a monkey, I’m a lemur!”
3 tags
Magic Anon Monday?
That’s a thing, right? Yeah, Magic Anon Monday. I’m bored. You know the rules: If you don’t specify a time, it’s until Monday is over. Let’s go!
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"but feels"
yepperoni:
butt feels
*feels butt*
5 tags
physicallyschizophrenic:
drunkenlemur:
physicallyschizophrenic:
drunkenlemur:
physicallyschizophrenic:
drunkenlemur:
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The kitty orgasms quite happily, squirming, slowly pulling the panties off and changing them back into a normal person. THEN MUCH HUG.
“That was…quite the experience. And you regularly do this Katharine?”
physicallyschizophrenic:
drunkenlemur:
physicallyschizophrenic:
drunkenlemur:
‘oh~,no I do like it. I do. I like being helpful. Love it.’
The kitty keeps posing, still fingering herself, drenching you even more~
‘Oh! Yes. more.’
The kitty giggles, tuggin’ at you, pinching her clit.
‘Oh, so much fun! being pulled against you.’
lolliconjure:
drunkenlemur:
lolliconjure:
“Oof. Yeah, better…momma.”
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Mmmm good~ *Kicks you hard again*
“Ow. Could you just go back to drinking my blood? That hurt the least.”
Dont tell me what to do. *Bites you*
“Ow! Okay mommy.”
lolliconjure:
“Oof. Yeah, better…momma.”
____________
Mmmm good~ *Kicks you hard again*
“Ow. Could you just go back to drinking my blood? That hurt the least.”
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thekatzmotel replied to your post: thekatzmotel replied to your post: I take a nap…
[[Oh, you’ll see.]]
That’s…ominous.
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thekatzmotel replied to your post: I take a nap and wake up to find that Baking…
[[Oh, it’s going to be fun.]]
How do you figure?
I take a nap and wake up to find that Baking Friends might be going away. This leaves me saddened. I wonder how Katz is going to react.
physicallyschizophrenic:
drunkenlemur:
physicallyschizophrenic:
drunkenlemur:
‘okay. Ooh~! I’m sure you are. So glad to make you look sexy.’
“Hee. You don’t like?” She starts rubbin’ at herself again through the panties, causing the lemurpanties some pleasure~
‘oh~,no I do like it. I do. I like being helpful. Love it.’
The kitty keeps posing, still fingering herself, drenching you...
physicallyschizophrenic:
drunkenlemur:
physicallyschizophrenic:
((Ah. You posted on your blog. >.< Not submit.))
The kitty smiles, “Well of course it’s hard to think, you’re a pair of panties~” She slaps her ass, and in turn, you on them. “Mmn, I’m so sexy in you~”
‘okay. Ooh~! I’m sure you are. So glad to make you look sexy.’
“Hee. You don’t like?” She starts rubbin’ at herself...
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hendricksandtheassociates asked: St: True, true. Still. Even if you underestimate him, don't underestimate his ability. Mock him, look down upon him, but don't forget what he's capable of.
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hendricksandtheassociates asked: St: Don't trust him. I know I don't. He claims to be reformed and yet that doesn't happened overnight. Watch your back, Jean. He's trouble.
