January 2012
Happy New Year
Who knows what will be in store for me in 2012?
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michael-jur:
drunkenlemur:
michael-jur:
Legal…? *Thinks for a second* Oh trust me, he’s pretty damn smart, about the same intelligence as a normal person. I wouldn’t expect him to just suddenly flip out or anything, he’s never done anything like that before.
“O…kay. I’m sure i won’t get in too much trouble. Now how am I gonna haul all these smoke bombs to the firm?”
Well… You got a...
hendricksandtheassociates asked: St: Should I slap some sense into you then?
hendricksandtheassociates asked: St: You forget. I'm not Hendricks. Nor am I Smith. I don't put up with nonsense.
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December 2011
My teacher said to me: "I can assure you nobody...
the-paranoid-humanoid:
redhothood:
How does this not have more notes? Blow this shit up guys.
Nanananananananana BRUCE!
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isaac-and-miria started following you
strawhatlogan:
drunkenlemur:
“Guys…Santa Clause and what I believe to be the Pumpkin king have started following me. Also Santa is a lot thinner and prettier than I heard he was going to be.”
I say give them money. Or candy.
“I don’t have any.”
isaac-and-miria started following you
“Guys…Santa Clause and what I believe to be the Pumpkin king have started following me. Also Santa is a lot thinner and prettier than I heard he was going to be.”
michael-jur:
Legal…? *Thinks for a second* Oh trust me, he’s pretty damn smart, about the same intelligence as a normal person. I wouldn’t expect him to just suddenly flip out or anything, he’s never done anything like that before.
“O…kay. I’m sure i won’t get in too much trouble. Now how am I gonna haul all these smoke bombs to the firm?”
michael-jur:
drunkenlemur:
michael-jur:
Well, I suppose you could deliver the smoke bombs to the firm for me. I was probably going to go take a nap myself since I’ve been up for the past 34 hours working on projects. I guess once your done with delivering those, and if I’m still asleep when you get back, you could entertain yourself upstairs. I’d suggest not touching anything in my lab...
michael-jur:
Well, I suppose you could deliver the smoke bombs to the firm for me. I was probably going to go take a nap myself since I’ve been up for the past 34 hours working on projects. I guess once your done with delivering those, and if I’m still asleep when you get back, you could entertain yourself upstairs. I’d suggest not touching anything in my lab without asking me...
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drunkenlemur started following you
broadwayflush:
drunkenlemur:
“Well I don’t know how to play Texas Hold ‘Em, so I wouldn’t even know what the changes were. It’s getting kind of late, isn’t it? I guess I’ll see you at the Diamond Horseshoe, then?”
“Not fer a few days, probably. Ah’m participatin’ in their Hold ‘Em tournament at the beginnin’ of next week; until then Ah’m just gonna grind a few tables over at the Silver...
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michael-jur:
drunkenlemur:
michael-jur:
Guess so. I’ll be off in another part of the lab working then! *Walks off*
“Okay you can do this.” *Several hours later* “God I’m bored now. But I’ve got to do this.” *Several MORE hours later* “SO BOOOOORED! How many more do I have to make? Twenty?! Aw, dammit! I’m sure I can just speed through these ones. No one will be the wiser.”
*After about...
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michael-jur:
Guess so. I’ll be off in another part of the lab working then! *Walks off*
“Okay you can do this.” *Several hours later* “God I’m bored now. But I’ve got to do this.” *Several MORE hours later* “SO BOOOOORED! How many more do I have to make? Twenty?! Aw, dammit! I’m sure I can just speed through these ones. No one will be the...
michael-jur:
drunkenlemur:
michael-jur:
Looks pretty solid. *Throws it at the ground. It explodes properly.* It functions as it should as well. Cool beans. Now we need to make forty-nine more.
Well, see you in..” He looks at his fingers, trying to calculate how long it will take,” 20-25 times 49 minutes!”
*Takes out a calculator from his lab coat.* That should be… around sixteen to...
michael-jur:
Looks pretty solid. *Throws it at the ground. It explodes properly.* It functions as it should as well. Cool beans. Now we need to make forty-nine more.
Well, see you in..” He looks at his fingers, trying to calculate how long it will take,” 20-25 times 49 minutes!”
michael-jur:
drunkenlemur:
michael-jur:
drunkenlemur:
michael-jur:
Sounds good to me. *Sits and watches*
*20 minutes later* “okay…I think that’s the last part. How did I do?”
Ehhh… *Picks it up and does a look over.* Outside of the fact you may have left a few pieces out, it looks pretty solid. Let me test it. *He pulls the pin and throws it on the ground nearby. A small amount of...
michael-jur:
drunkenlemur:
michael-jur:
Sounds good to me. *Sits and watches*
*20 minutes later* “okay…I think that’s the last part. How did I do?”
Ehhh… *Picks it up and does a look over.* Outside of the fact you may have left a few pieces out, it looks pretty solid. Let me test it. *He pulls the pin and throws it on the ground nearby. A small amount of smoke pours out.* Hmmm… *Walks...
michael-jur:
Sounds good to me. *Sits and watches*
*20 minutes later* “okay…I think that’s the last part. How did I do?”
michael-jur:
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michael-jur:
drunkenlemur:
michael-jur:
*Raises an eyebrow* Well… Er, I suppose you could help me with trying to create more of these freakin’ smoke bombs I have to make for the firm. Again.
“Yeah, it would be great if you didn’t spread that last part around to much. But, sure,…
Well… here,...
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drunkenlemur started following you
mutedsmiles:
drunkenlemur:
mutedsmiles:
drunkenlemur:
mutedsmiles:
drunkenlemur:
“You’re welcome. You’re very pretty when you smile.”
Fluttershy giggled a bit.
“And you’re adorable in general.”
She pet his head gently for a moment.
He’d never been shown this much affection. Not even his handler called him adorable. Maybe some of the younger kids in the audience.
“Oh- did I say...
Okay, Unpopular Opinion, Maybe
The Villains in Homestuck suck. Derse is Evil because… they’re evil. They kill because…that’s what they do. Why do they hate Billious Slick? It’s they’re job to. They lack any real sort of motivation, especially Bec Noir. Omnipotent/omnipresent being now. Better go keep doing my job then. And don’t even get me Started on Lord English. I don’t even...
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drunkenlemur started following you
mutedsmiles:
drunkenlemur:
mutedsmiles:
drunkenlemur:
mutedsmiles:
drunkenlemur:
‘yeah, different.’ “It’s alright, we can talk about something else.”
“Thank you.”
She grinned a bit and sat down at the table, resting her chin in her hands.
“You’re welcome. You’re very pretty when you smile.”
Fluttershy giggled a bit.
“And you’re adorable in general.”
She pet his head gently for...
drunkenlemur replied to your post
michael-jur:
drunkenlemur:
michael-jur:
*Raises an eyebrow* Well… Er, I suppose you could help me with trying to create more of these freakin’ smoke bombs I have to make for the firm. Again.
“Yeah, it would be great if you didn’t spread that last part around to much. But, sure, sounds like fun. What do you need me to do?”
Well… *Reaches down nearby and picks up a rather large box,...
Reblog if you care about me.
drunkenlemur replied to your post
michael-jur:
“Meh, I wanted to give something back to all my fans. I may also be a sycophant or possibly get some odd sexual thrill from being told what to do.”
*Raises an eyebrow* Well… Er, I suppose you could help me with trying to create more of these freakin’ smoke bombs I have to make for the firm. Again.
“Yeah, it would be great if you didn’t spread that last part around to...
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mrkatzmotel replied to your post: mrkatzmotel replied to your post: mrkatzmotel…
we have more of a mutually assured destruction form of deterrent. no one crosses boundaries unless they want to suffer the consequences.
Mutually assured destruction means you die too. But I’m guessing not every cat has as many lives as you do. So, what do you do?
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mrkatzmotel replied to your post: mrkatzmotel replied to your post: mrkatzmotel…
you also fling stink at people. don’t bring race into this.
“THAT IS FOR TERRITORY DEFENSE! It is a very peaceful form of warfare!”
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mrkatzmotel replied to your post: mrkatzmotel replied to your post: mrkatzmotel…
but it’s so interesting! better than what yours could be.
“Well at least MY dick doesn’t ruin my mate for everyone else! Unlike YOU, my species is polyamorous! We happen to know how to share!”
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mrkatzmotel replied to your post: mrkatzmotel replied to your post: Well, what the…
i’m not offering! and at least it’s more interesting than yours.
“I meant to get the sight of that …THING out of my head.”
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mrkatzmotel replied to your post: Well, what the fuck am i going to do with a picture of Katz’ johnson now?! I’m leaving it with you, anyway.
magnificence. that’s what you’re looking at.
“Not enough booze in the world.”
Anonymous asked: Well, what the fuck am i going to do with a picture of Katz' johnson now?! I'm leaving it with you, anyway.
Anonymous asked: I can't tell you who I am, he'd gut my like a pig. Do you want the picture, or not?
Anonymous asked: Hey, i have a picture of Katz' junk! Full view of everything, if you want it.
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royalcanterlotlibrary:
Drunken Lemurs control Tumblr: royalcanterlotlibrary: *spots a small empty cage with a few branches…
royalcanterlotlibrary:
*spots a small empty cage with a few branches in it* Ah, that must be it. *goes to the door and unlatches it, then set the lemur inside* There you are. Well, this has been quite a change…*you notice she is squinting, and in the slightly...
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royalcanterlotlibrary:
*spots a small empty cage with a few branches in it* Ah, that must be it. *goes to the door and unlatches it, then set the lemur inside* There you are. Well, this has been quite a change…*you notice she is squinting, and in the slightly better light of the outdoors, you notice how pale she looks, and the shadows under her eyes* Well, I must be getting back to the...
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royalcanterlotlibrary:
*looks worried* Why are you shivering? Are you sick? *sigh* I keep talking to you like you can talk back…of course, that would be silly. *giggles* Now, let’s find your cage…
‘Yep, guess we’ll find my new cage. Wait, would they even have a cage for me? Maybe I’ll find some new lemurs! That could be interesting.’ He stopped shaking...
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royalcanterlotlibrary:
drunkenlemur:
royalcanterlotlibrary:
*brushes the tail out of her face, giggling* My, are we impatient to be back? Ah, here we are! *They come to a line of gilt cages, all of them holding exotic animals. The animals seem sad, not making much noise*
‘This…doesn’t seem right. Am I sure I want to be here? Sh-should I speak up? no, then they’d definitely want to keep...
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royalcanterlotlibrary:
*brushes the tail out of her face, giggling* My, are we impatient to be back? Ah, here we are! *They come to a line of gilt cages, all of them holding exotic animals. The animals seem sad, not making much noise*
‘This…doesn’t seem right. Am I sure I want to be here? Sh-should I speak up? no, then they’d definitely want to keep me.’ the...
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royalcanterlotlibrary:
Drunken Lemurs control Tumblr: royalcanterlotlibrary: *begins to walk down the hall, talking quietly…
drunkenlemur:
royalcanterlotlibrary:
royalcanterlotlibrary:
*begins to walk down the hall, talking quietly to the lemur, as if the shadows could hear* This part of the palace isn’t visited much…no one hardly comes to the library anymore, or the palace at all,...
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royalcanterlotlibrary:
royalcanterlotlibrary:
*begins to walk down the hall, talking quietly to the lemur, as if the shadows could hear* This part of the palace isn’t visited much…no one hardly comes to the library anymore, or the palace at all, for that matter. The Princess is always gone now… *looks a little…
*they come to a staircase at the end of the hall, and she descends it, The stairs...
hardboiledandwutnot started following you
hardboiledandwutnot:
drunkenlemur:
“It’s the hard boiled man who won’t let his city cry! And he’s following me! Wait…I’m not wanted for anything, am I? I swear I didn’t use the Lemur Memory!”
I see someone has the eye for a hardboiled man. Haha, no, I don’t want you for anything, monk- I mean Lemur.
ooc: I just follow back out of kindness and thankfullness. Mostly thankfulness.
But...
hardboiledandwutnot started following you
“It’s the hard boiled man who won’t let his city cry! And he’s following me! Wait…I’m not wanted for anything, am I? I swear I didn’t use the Lemur Memory!”
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strawhatlogan:
That might be a good idea…
“I’m gonna hold you to that pizza promise though.”
