December 2011
ladytardis:
demicide:
timelordgifs:
DAMMIT TARDIS, YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART.
“Wh-what? There’s a difference between being drunk and getting shot, you know. Goodness.”
“I knew you knew how to have a good time.” *big stupid grin*
sardinedevice started following you
sardinedevice:
drunkenlemur:
sardinedevice:
drunkenlemur:
sardinedevice:
drunkenlemur:
“Hello, er, suitcase.”
Hello.
…
Lemur.
“I feel oddly threatened by you.”
Ah. I’m not a threat. But I suppose a lemur is talking to me so I’m not sure what to think.
“And I’m talking to a humanoid avatar for some sort of space travel device. We are at an impasse, it would seem. So, how’s...
November 2011
derpy—hooves:
drunkenlemur:
The lemur helps the Pegasus out of her pants and with a bit of trouble, her shirt. “Now what?” ((Help, I don’t know to get the post reblog more of the last post ;n;))
((what do you mean?))
“Thanks!” she chirped. “That’s a lot better!”
“Whoop, your boyfriends here. I’ll leave you too alone.”
Bright Eyes: "Hey, I'm a pony again!" →
drunkenlemur:
derpy—hooves:
drunkenlemur:
derpy—hooves:
drunkenlemur:
derpy—hooves:
“This is actually a lot weirder than I thought it would be… Now what?”
“Does this mean you have to move back to Ponyville? How’s Deadpool gonna react?”
“I—Oh Celestia, I…
The lemur helps the Pegasus out of her pants and with a bit of trouble, her shirt. “Now what?” ((Help, I...
"Hey, I'm a pony again!"
derpy—hooves:
drunkenlemur:
derpy—hooves:
drunkenlemur:
derpy—hooves:
“This is actually a lot weirder than I thought it would be… Now what?”
“Does this mean you have to move back to Ponyville? How’s Deadpool gonna react?”
“I—Oh Celestia, I don’t know!”
“Do you think the others are gonna be re-ponyfied?!”
“I don’t know! But—This is only for a day! So everything’s fine,...
"Hey, I'm a pony again!"
derpy—hooves:
drunkenlemur:
derpy—hooves:
“This is actually a lot weirder than I thought it would be… Now what?”
“Does this mean you have to move back to Ponyville? How’s Deadpool gonna react?”
“I—Oh Celestia, I don’t know!”
“Do you think the others are gonna be re-ponyfied?!”
"Hey, I'm a pony again!"
derpy—hooves:
“This is actually a lot weirder than I thought it would be… Now what?”
“Does this mean you have to move back to Ponyville? How’s Deadpool gonna react?”
sardinedevice started following you
sardinedevice:
drunkenlemur:
sardinedevice:
drunkenlemur:
“Hello, er, suitcase.”
Hello.
…
Lemur.
“I feel oddly threatened by you.”
Ah. I’m not a threat. But I suppose a lemur is talking to me so I’m not sure what to think.
“And I’m talking to a humanoid avatar for some sort of space travel device. We are at an impasse, it would seem. So, how’s life as it were?...
sardinedevice started following you
sardinedevice:
drunkenlemur:
“Hello, er, suitcase.”
Hello.
…
Lemur.
“I feel oddly threatened by you.”
sardinedevice started following you
“Hello, er, suitcase.”
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In which I somehow became an RP blog
Yep, somehow I’m am now slowly becoming an RPer. I regret nothing.
In which magic anons, grimdark, blah blah blah, I...
the-fourth-doctor:
drunkenlemur:
the-fourth-doctor:
Hello again. Have you missed me?
“So… I don’t suppose you’re still interested in that Pub crawl, are you?”
More in murder.
“That’s …cool. I think I better be going then. Lovely speaking to ya, bye.”
In which magic anons, grimdark, blah blah blah, I...
the-fourth-doctor:
Hello again. Have you missed me?
“So… I don’t suppose you’re still interested in that Pub crawl, are you?”
Well, guess I like Ida Maria now. Thanks Derpy.
1 tag
And for my 123 Followed blog, a special message...
Pinkie Pie was here and cupcakes are delicious
1 tag
>MFW
I remember the name of the story Rainbow Dash reenacted in the last episode.
Are they fucking with us now? I think they might possibly be fucking with us.
PonyPokey Chubbies for you guys cause you're so...
hoobastonk:
ponypokey:
Submitted by askmlcblobs.
Wow. We all adore your blog, and we’re just honored to see you spend your time drawing fanart of us. Really, thank you! It’s almost hard to believe that people like our commentaries and abridged series so much that two people now have sent us fanart!
- Bobby
Guy this actually happened……………….
How in the actual fuck!? Also Happy 50th...
FACT: Rainbows are the smoke signals of gay men on...
So that’s what it means.
do you think everything is spirals
hoobastonk:
edwardnygma:
hohokev:
do you think everything is spirals is really a very introspective concept, if you think about it
have you heard about ouroboros?
look man life goes in cycles man see the snake is eating himself man creates his own destruction you smell me
man creates his own destruction but lies to himself to create an unsolvable puzzle you see? have you seen memento?...
derpy-feet:
chandeluresinitaly:
okay so apparently only Japanese people are allowed to create mangas
if that’s the case then I guess only Italians are allowed to cook pasta, only Germans are allowed to come up with better solutions for solving environment issues, only Hispanics are allowed to speak Spanish and only residents of the United Kingdom are allowed to drink tea
wasn’t tea invented...
1 tag
Motherfucking Pumpkins all up in this bitch.
1 tag
Am I the only person who’s ever wanted someone to actually dress up as a ghost or something to scare people away while doing illegal activities?
2 tags
Damn
Shanks has got nothing on Panthro now.
Tara Strong is Young Lion-O
Twilight Sparkle is now Batmare Beyond.
They stole my idea!
Goddammit Friendship is Magic! I was supposed to write about a hero who is actually multiple people wearing the same costume!
One of my best friends was in the hospital last...
Hey!Ocean
Well what do you know, Ashleigh Bell has a beautiful singing voice.
Reblog if you're thankful for your followers.
I know I might not post much, but thank you, all of you, who are following me.
In 48 hours, political leaders in Russia will vote... →
im-not-o-fucking-hungry:
PLEASE REBLOG - IT ONLY TAKES 5 MINUTES
What is Love?
yourlorddiscord:
drunkenlemur:
I just want to make sure, Love is when your mouth gets dry, your knees get weak and your stomach gets upset, right? When you want the moment to last forever and you don’t want to say the wrong thing?
BABY DON’T HURT ME, DON’T HURT ME NO MORE!
Jokes on you. I love that song.
I take solace in knowing that Tank will probably go the way of Owlowicious and Pinkie Sense and never be brought up again, or at least rarely.
No good will come from this Tortoise and his flying machine.
Anonymous asked: Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dót)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body...
the twilight series is allowed to exist as long as...
littlefroggies:
… in 3D.
…in Imax.
What is Love?
I just want to make sure, Love is when your mouth gets dry, your knees get weak and your stomach gets upset, right? When you want the moment to last forever and you don’t want to say the wrong thing?